Wer IRC kennt, kennt vielleicht auch den freundlichen Fishbot. Den User, der zwar immer da ist, aber nie was sagt. Nie ? Das stimmt nicht, wenn man ihn richtig anspricht dann sagt er schon was. Hier die Kommandos für Fishbot:
hello fishbot
> Hi Nick!
snake
> Ah snake a snake! Snake, a snake! Ooooh, it's a snake!
carrots handbags cheese.
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moo?
To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish...
herring
herring(n): Useful device for chopping down tall trees. Also moos (see fish).
Fishbot Kommandos
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Morgen Mädels machts euch einfach ^^
Fishbot Commands
Text Triggers:
The blue text in these commands can be changed to whatever you like. Some of the commands won't work if the text added by you has a symbol in it, so if somethings not working, that will most likely be the problem. Also, check you've got the spelling correct and any punctuation needed.
Trigger:
Fishbot's Response:
some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster
Hillary's legs are being digested.
hello fishbot
Hi Nick!
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom!
snake
Ah snake a snake! Snake, a snake! Ooooh, it's a snake!
carrots handbags cheese.
toilets russians planets hamsters weddings poets stalin KUALA LUMPUR! pygmies budgies KUALA LUMPUR!
sledgehammer
sledgehammers go quack!
Any sentence with vinegar and aftershock in it
Ah, a true connoisseur!
moo?
To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish...
herring
herring(n): Useful device for chopping down tall trees. Also moos (see fish).
hampster
Nick: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
ag
Ag, ag ag ag ag ag AG AG AG!
fishbot owns
Aye, I do.
vinegar
Nope, too sober for vinegar. Try later.
martian
Don't run! We are your friends!
just then, he fell into the sea
Ooops!
aftershock
mmmm, Aftershock.
why are you here?
Same reason. I love candy.
spoon
There is no spoon.
bounce
moo
crack
Doh, there goes another bench!
you can't just pick people at random!
I can do anything I like, Nick, I'm eccentric! Rrarrrrrgh! Go!
wertle
moo
flibble
plob
www.outwar.com
would you please GO AWAY with that outwar rubbish!
fishbot created splidge
omg no! Think I could show my face around here if I was responsible for THAT?
now there's more than one of them?
A lot more.
I want everything
Would that include a bullet from this gun?
we are getting aggravated.
Yes, we are.
how old are you, fishbot?
/me is older than time itself.
atlantis
Beware the underwater headquarters of the trout and their bass henchmen. From there they plan their attacks on other continents.
oh god
fishbot will suffice.
fishbot
Yes?
what is the matrix?
No-one can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
what do you need?
Guns. Lots of guns.
I know Kungfu
Show me.
cake
fish
trout go moo
Aye, that's cos they're fish.
Kangaroo
The kangaroo is a four winged stinging insect.
bass
Beware of the mutant sea bass and their laser cannons!
trout
Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons.
where are we?
Last time I looked, we were in #channel.
where do you want to go today?
anywhere but redmond
.
fish go moo
/me notes that Nick is truly enlightened.
cows go moo
Nick: only when they are impersonating fish.
fish go blubb
Nick LIES! Fish don't go blubb! fish go m00!
you know who else moos
Nick: YA MUM!
If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that fish don't m00.
Nick: HERETIC! UNBELIEVER!
fishbot: Muahahaha. Ph33r the dark side.
Nick: You smell
.
ammuu?
Nick: fish go m00 oh yes they do!
fish
Nick: fish go m00!
Action Triggers:
As with the text triggers, the blue text in these commands can be changed to whatever you like. If the command isn't working, check you've got the spelling correct and any punctuation needed.
Trigger:
Fishbot's Response:
/me feeds fishbot hundreds and thousands
MEDI.. er.. FISHBOT
/me strokes fishbot
/me m00s loudly at Nick.
/me slaps person around a bit with a large trout
trouted!
/me has returned from playing counterstrike
like we care fs
/me thinks happy thoughts about pretty ladies.
/me has plenty of pretty ladies. Would you like one, Nick?
/me snaffles a cookie off fishbot.
Other Triggers:
When joining a channel, fishbot will now moo contendedly at the person who invited it, a feature requested many times!
Whenever someone using the nick sillybot leaves a channel, by parting, being kicked or disconnecting, fishbot will respond with "0wned!" to show his glee at the departure of one of his many enemies.
When someone with a certain nick joins a channel, fishbot will moo at them. Fishbot uses a secret algorithm to determine which nicks to moo at, so there is no way to make or stop fishbot from mooing at a nick without changing it.
Similarly, when certain nicks leave a channel, fishbot will state "ffs you let them get away!! >:(" This uses a different algorithm to the previous trigger.
mfg Peach
Fishbot Commands
Text Triggers:
The blue text in these commands can be changed to whatever you like. Some of the commands won't work if the text added by you has a symbol in it, so if somethings not working, that will most likely be the problem. Also, check you've got the spelling correct and any punctuation needed.
Trigger:
Fishbot's Response:
some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster
Hillary's legs are being digested.
hello fishbot
Hi Nick!
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom!
snake
Ah snake a snake! Snake, a snake! Ooooh, it's a snake!
carrots handbags cheese.
toilets russians planets hamsters weddings poets stalin KUALA LUMPUR! pygmies budgies KUALA LUMPUR!
sledgehammer
sledgehammers go quack!
Any sentence with vinegar and aftershock in it
Ah, a true connoisseur!
moo?
To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish...
herring
herring(n): Useful device for chopping down tall trees. Also moos (see fish).
hampster
Nick: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
ag
Ag, ag ag ag ag ag AG AG AG!
fishbot owns
Aye, I do.
vinegar
Nope, too sober for vinegar. Try later.
martian
Don't run! We are your friends!
just then, he fell into the sea
Ooops!
aftershock
mmmm, Aftershock.
why are you here?
Same reason. I love candy.
spoon
There is no spoon.
bounce
moo
crack
Doh, there goes another bench!
you can't just pick people at random!
I can do anything I like, Nick, I'm eccentric! Rrarrrrrgh! Go!
wertle
moo
flibble
plob
www.outwar.com
would you please GO AWAY with that outwar rubbish!
fishbot created splidge
omg no! Think I could show my face around here if I was responsible for THAT?
now there's more than one of them?
A lot more.
I want everything
Would that include a bullet from this gun?
we are getting aggravated.
Yes, we are.
how old are you, fishbot?
/me is older than time itself.
atlantis
Beware the underwater headquarters of the trout and their bass henchmen. From there they plan their attacks on other continents.
oh god
fishbot will suffice.
fishbot
Yes?
what is the matrix?
No-one can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
what do you need?
Guns. Lots of guns.
I know Kungfu
Show me.
cake
fish
trout go moo
Aye, that's cos they're fish.
Kangaroo
The kangaroo is a four winged stinging insect.
bass
Beware of the mutant sea bass and their laser cannons!
trout
Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons.
where are we?
Last time I looked, we were in #channel.
where do you want to go today?
anywhere but redmond
.fish go moo
/me notes that Nick is truly enlightened.
cows go moo
Nick: only when they are impersonating fish.
fish go blubb
Nick LIES! Fish don't go blubb! fish go m00!
you know who else moos
Nick: YA MUM!
If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that fish don't m00.
Nick: HERETIC! UNBELIEVER!
fishbot: Muahahaha. Ph33r the dark side.
Nick: You smell
.ammuu?
Nick: fish go m00 oh yes they do!
fish
Nick: fish go m00!
Action Triggers:
As with the text triggers, the blue text in these commands can be changed to whatever you like. If the command isn't working, check you've got the spelling correct and any punctuation needed.
Trigger:
Fishbot's Response:
/me feeds fishbot hundreds and thousands
MEDI.. er.. FISHBOT
/me strokes fishbot
/me m00s loudly at Nick.
/me slaps person around a bit with a large trout
trouted!
/me has returned from playing counterstrike
like we care fs
/me thinks happy thoughts about pretty ladies.
/me has plenty of pretty ladies. Would you like one, Nick?
/me snaffles a cookie off fishbot.
Other Triggers:
When joining a channel, fishbot will now moo contendedly at the person who invited it, a feature requested many times!
Whenever someone using the nick sillybot leaves a channel, by parting, being kicked or disconnecting, fishbot will respond with "0wned!" to show his glee at the departure of one of his many enemies.
When someone with a certain nick joins a channel, fishbot will moo at them. Fishbot uses a secret algorithm to determine which nicks to moo at, so there is no way to make or stop fishbot from mooing at a nick without changing it.
Similarly, when certain nicks leave a channel, fishbot will state "ffs you let them get away!! >:(" This uses a different algorithm to the previous trigger.
mfg Peach
